P. Diddy and his posse

I've finally managed to find a picture of P. Diddy's new hairstyle:

Mr. Combs is shown here on the red carpet of the VMAs with his crew, which seems to include your friendly British maid-slapper/supermodel Naomi Campbell, and, for some reason that I have yet to discern, Bruce Willis. I am sure everyone will agree with me as I note that perhaps artistically draping a diamond bracelet down her hair part was not Naomi's most brilliant idea of the past decade, and poor Bruce's cargo pants indicate that he did not receive the memo about the VMAs being an awards show and are thus, you know, dress-up.