The Poles shall overcome

As a Young Pole I feel that it is my doody to address the shocking display of Poland-bashing that has swept our country since the first presidential debate. The Chimp-in-Chief's big "Gotcha!" of the night spawned this web site, which quickly made the rounds on the Inane Shit that Bored People at Work Forward circuit. Then last night I'm watching The Daily Show and there's John, bashing the Poles some more. Just when it seems as though it couldn't get any worse, they decided to go with the old ha-ha-look-at-all-those-consonants-in-that-crazy-Polish-name route for a cheap laugh and put up a photo labeled "Aleksander Kwasniewski" (Poland's president, dumbasses), only it's SOME OTHER DUDE in the photo. Then they switch to another photo of some random dude, clearly labeled "President Kwasniewski." I call upon the Poles of the world to stand up and REPRESENT.

On a related topic, I'm proud to note that Poland has finally stopped tossing America's salad and has announced plans to withdraw from Iraq. Word.