A notice
To those readers who may be visiting chez Slav in the near future:
The management chez Slav would like to offer its sincere apologies for the couch smelling like dog farts. Steps have been taken to remedy the situation; however, those steps will not be enacted until Saturday afternoon. Please accept this clean bath towel in the meantime. Thank you.
The management chez Slav would like to offer its sincere apologies for the couch smelling like dog farts. Steps have been taken to remedy the situation; however, those steps will not be enacted until Saturday afternoon. Please accept this clean bath towel in the meantime. Thank you.
5 Comments:
i want my money back.
The management would like to direct your attention to the bill sent out last week, which clearly states:
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS, sucka.
the joy of meeting Buster will so fill my being to the point of swelling that i will not be able to inhale at all; i will most likely die before smelling his lovely farty odor.
Are you kidding?! Dog farts are funny! You could charge extra for this. It would be like the nightly entertainment!
-- Mexikid
I gotta agree, dog + farts = hilarity. Especially my dog, she sniffs her own. Loves it!
Thanks for the info bout the gmail, though I think at this point I'm not gonna get the invites.. I've had the account for about 7 months now. Ahh well.. if you're looking to give them away though, I'll take one off yer hands. :) :)
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