Thursday, December 16, 2004

A notice

To those readers who may be visiting chez Slav in the near future:

The management chez Slav would like to offer its sincere apologies for the couch smelling like dog farts. Steps have been taken to remedy the situation; however, those steps will not be enacted until Saturday afternoon. Please accept this clean bath towel in the meantime. Thank you.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want my money back.

December 16, 2004 at 11:34 AM  
Blogger Karo said...

The management would like to direct your attention to the bill sent out last week, which clearly states:

ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS, sucka.

December 16, 2004 at 11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the joy of meeting Buster will so fill my being to the point of swelling that i will not be able to inhale at all; i will most likely die before smelling his lovely farty odor.

December 16, 2004 at 1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding?! Dog farts are funny! You could charge extra for this. It would be like the nightly entertainment!

-- Mexikid

December 17, 2004 at 9:52 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

I gotta agree, dog + farts = hilarity. Especially my dog, she sniffs her own. Loves it!

Thanks for the info bout the gmail, though I think at this point I'm not gonna get the invites.. I've had the account for about 7 months now. Ahh well.. if you're looking to give them away though, I'll take one off yer hands. :) :)

December 17, 2004 at 6:44 PM  

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