Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Inadvertent guest column pieced together from an IM conversation

The Crazed and Violent Luby's Child
By Suze

The crazed and violent Luby's child was upsetting - he was screaming and hitting his mom in the head and hitting the Luby's man.

And he was screaming, "Waaaah! Waaaaaah!"

Like, prounouncing the "waaahs" because he wasn't really crying.

He had to have been at least nine.

And I scared JR and Bill because I said if my child acted like that I would want to shoot myself in the head.

And then I said, "No, I would probably just get in the car one day, drive to the beach, and never come back."

FIN.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!

- C

December 15, 2004 at 6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRS... oh GODDAMMIT!

Curse you, C!

-Twink

December 15, 2004 at 7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Order [url=http://buy-cialis.icr38.net/Voltaren]voltaren online[/url] here - Patent Offer tizanidine online here - Advantageous Chance

February 4, 2010 at 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6UmSAjFMDq Insurance In Russia 6TG1KB8wLb Affordable Health Insurance mG07QZ4Ny Business Insurance pD7UM6XhFG Homeowner Insurance sLj9tzR5H An Insurance Policy With Bodily Injury Coverage Covers PNFaYbBJf cigna dental insurance HXf0nJv3LV travelers insurance company JLvfPUckV life insurance metlife

March 15, 2010 at 10:58 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home