Inadvertent guest column pieced together from an IM conversation
The Crazed and Violent Luby's Child
By Suze
The crazed and violent Luby's child was upsetting - he was screaming and hitting his mom in the head and hitting the Luby's man.
And he was screaming, "Waaaah! Waaaaaah!"
Like, prounouncing the "waaahs" because he wasn't really crying.
He had to have been at least nine.
And I scared JR and Bill because I said if my child acted like that I would want to shoot myself in the head.
And then I said, "No, I would probably just get in the car one day, drive to the beach, and never come back."
FIN.
By Suze
The crazed and violent Luby's child was upsetting - he was screaming and hitting his mom in the head and hitting the Luby's man.
And he was screaming, "Waaaah! Waaaaaah!"
Like, prounouncing the "waaahs" because he wasn't really crying.
He had to have been at least nine.
And I scared JR and Bill because I said if my child acted like that I would want to shoot myself in the head.
And then I said, "No, I would probably just get in the car one day, drive to the beach, and never come back."
FIN.
posted by Karo at 12/15/2004 03:27:00 PM
4 Comments:
FIRST!!!
- C
FIRS... oh GODDAMMIT!
Curse you, C!
-Twink
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