The Incredible Journey this is not

Last night as we were falling asleep, BK and I had the following conversation:

Me: Do you think that if Buster and Joshua got outside at the same time they would stick together?

BK: No.

Me: You don't?

BK: No, I think Buster would run off and Joshua would slink around the house. Or maybe Buster would chase Joshua off.

Me: No, no, I mean like if they got dumped off together miles and miles away from home. You don't think they would stick together?

BK: No.

Me: Whyyyyy? (I'm almost in tears at this point, thinking about Buster and Joshua, both lost and so horribly ALONE.)

BK: I don't think Joshua could keep up with Buster.

Me: But Joshua is very fast!

BK: Goodnight, smoochy.