A conversation

thanksgiving table, originally uploaded by *Karo*.

A conversation overheard over Thanksgiving dinner between BK and a relative:

BK: I wish Gore had won the 2000 election.

Relative: If Gore had won in 2000, we'd all be speaking Chinese now.

BK: You think the Chinese are trying to take over America?

Relative: No, but the Jews are.

BK: What? Why?

Relative: Because of the Torah.

BK: Relative, you have lost your mind.