Oh baby, baby

Here's BK with his 6-week-old nephew. A few hours after I took this picture, we witnessed something incredible as BK's sister changed him. FIRST, Eli gazed off into the distance and a FOUNTAIN of urine erupted from him onto his onesie, his socks, and his great-grandmother's heirloom quilt. THEN he let a tremendous, juicy fart and crapped all over the changing pad. LASTLY, once he was changed, clean, and dry in a new outfit, he vomited all over himself.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.