"O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"I chortled in my joy

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Bar Exam, BK!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal pen in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Bar Exam, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal pen went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Bar Exam?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  I chortled in my joy.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Congratulations to BK for kicking the Texas bar exam's ass.